SO TO RECAP:
There was a yoga festival. Something seemed weird around the portable toilet area. Then one locked — from the inside. Then a dude, covered in human feces, went running out of it.
Then he was gone, because what are you gonna do, tackle the guy?
Then they found him in Vail.
Then he was found. And he admitted to hanging out inside the toilets as well as peeping at folks in various bathrooms around the city.
Because he “wanted to start a new goddess religion.”
…so now the yoga festival is going to have different toilets. Safer toilets. Toilets into which, apparently, people cannot fit.
“Structurally, it’s impossible,” said a spokeswoman.