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How it came to be that the yoga festival got new toilets

SO TO RECAP:

There was a yoga festival. Something seemed weird around the portable toilet area. Then one locked — from the inside. Then a dude, covered in human feces, went running out of it.

Then he was gone, because what are you gonna do, tackle the guy?

Then they found him in Vail.

Then he was found. And he admitted to hanging out inside the toilets as well as peeping at folks in various bathrooms around the city.

Because he “wanted to start a new goddess religion.”

…so now the yoga festival is going to have different toilets. Safer toilets. Toilets into which, apparently, people cannot fit.

“Structurally, it’s impossible,” said a spokeswoman.

June 06, 2012

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The CU Independent snagged a great photo of the bear falling out of the tree today, but it seemed like it was… missing something.

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April 26, 2012

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Bear hanging out in tree at CU-Boulder’s Williams Village dorms

UPDATE: Click through to see video of the bear falling out of the tree.

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April 26, 2012

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Camera classic:

Package that forced closure of Lafayette’s Peak to Peak contained Kermit the Frog

Peak to Peak Charter School in Lafayette was closed Wednesday morning after a large duffel bag containing a Kermit the Frog — which appeared to have blood stains on it — was found on the west side of the campus.

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April 19, 2012

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"On the police scanner: Internal bleeding from a voodoo doll. Caller is upset that the doctor can’t help her."

— @meltzere

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April 16, 2012

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Hey, remember when this guy paid his tuition in $1 bills? It took three people in the bursar’s office 55 minutes each to count his payment, said campus spokesman Bronson Hilliard.

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April 15, 2012

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Tour ambassador Kaiti Frickey cringes as Taylor Bounds, 19, of Broomfield, jumps her with his bmx bike while riding on his lunch break from work in front of the giant potato during The Famous Idaho Potato Tour. Check out a video of that and other weird things in our media player.